good conversations like these are hard to find right now.
Ryan Kobane
there he is
Ryan Kobane
there's the big winner
vinnyg7307
who's the big winner
vinnyg7307
mikey's the big winner
Ryan Kobane
vinny's the big winner
vinnyg7307
you're the big winner
vinnyg7307
where you going tonight?
vinnyg7307
paris? buenos aires?
vinnyg7307
tell me, where are you going tonight? you're a star.
Ryan Kobane
I'm going to a model party
vinnyg7307
na uh
Ryan Kobane
yep
Ryan Kobane
I'm big out here now
vinnyg7307
hand models?
Ryan Kobane
model airplanes
Ryan Kobane
we get together and make models
vinnyg7307
because i hear hand models are fucking crazy
vinnyg7307
oh that too
vinnyg7307
best hand jobs
vinnyg7307
what are you going to be for halloween?
Ryan Kobane
ed norton in Fight Club and les is going as HBC in a bridesmaid's dress
vinnyg7307
nice
vinnyg7307
here's my costume
vinnyg7307
http://allstates1031.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/aa_twain_subj_e.jpg
vinnyg7307
you better do some situps
Ryan Kobane
hahahaha
Ryan Kobane
vince, that's just a naked picture of darren
vinnyg7307
yes
vinnyg7307
pretty much
vinnyg7307
i just need to grow a mustache
vinnyg7307
which aint happenin anytime soon
Ryan Kobane
what are you up to for all saints hallows night?
vinnyg7307
well
vinnyg7307
darren and i have made a compact
vinnyg7307
since we're both new in town
vinnyg7307
we're inviting ourselves to a party
vinnyg7307
the best one we can find
Ryan Kobane
you aren't new enough for that
Ryan Kobane
sorry
vinnyg7307
no
vinnyg7307
i will be
vinnyg7307
ill be in sacramento
vinnyg7307
which is new
vinnyg7307
fuck you
vinnyg7307
so maybe im just inviting myself to a party
vinnyg7307
haha
vinnyg7307
because i wasn't invited
Ryan Kobane
and... I'm no math major, but you don't make "compacts" with other men
Ryan Kobane
I think you make a pact with someone
Ryan Kobane
but like I said, no math major
vinnyg7307
thats what i said
vinnyg7307
a pact
vinnyg7307
haha
Ryan Kobane
"arren and i have made a compact"
vinnyg7307
who's arren?
Ryan Kobane
ohhh, yeah, that was a totally different convo with another guy, vinnyg7308
vinnyg7307
must have been
vinnyg7307
mark twain is a pretentious costume
vinnyg7307
but i dont care
vinnyg7307
it could be col. sander
vinnyg7307
s
vinnyg7307
so i should tell you
vinnyg7307
i'm been a vegetarian for two weeks
vinnyg7307
ive decided im only going to eat meat i kill with my own hands
vinnyg7307
so that means i have to go shoot a turkey if i want some bird on thanksgiving
vinnyg7307
or raise one, then kill it
vinnyg7307
with my own hands
vinnyg7307
i really didn't think this through
Ryan Kobane
I think you should just start to eat people
Ryan Kobane
easy to find, and they are easy to kill
vinnyg7307
super easy to kill
vinnyg7307
all those people on the sideawalks
vinnyg7307
i could eat for weeks
3:16 PM
Ryan Kobane
at least a day
Ryan Kobane
I don't think yo ucould eat an entire human in a day
vinnyg7307
probably not
Ryan Kobane
what woulod be your first bite?
vinnyg7307
ass
Ryan Kobane
really?
Ryan Kobane
why
Ryan Kobane
explain yourself
vinnyg7307
fatty
Ryan Kobane
gross
vinnyg7307
but also muscles
Ryan Kobane
I've already put lots of thought into this
vinnyg7307
i can tell
Ryan Kobane
tongue
Ryan Kobane
people eat that shit already
vinnyg7307
yeah
vinnyg7307
that's lame
Ryan Kobane
then the brain
vinnyg7307
i think the calve could be nice
Ryan Kobane
I'd go to the brain really quick
vinnyg7307
you can just carry it around
vinnyg7307
munch on it freely
Ryan Kobane
like a turkey leg
Ryan Kobane
I like it
vinnyg7307
precisely
Ryan Kobane
mobile
Ryan Kobane
human on the go
vinnyg7307
i really hope this isn't the last conversation we have
vinnyg7307
ha
Ryan Kobane
I hope it is
Ryan Kobane
it would be perfect
vinnyg7307
it would perfectly enacpsulate our relationship
Ryan Kobane
summed up in a single word, "thoughtprovoking"
vinnyg7307
yes
Ryan Kobane
wanna make a compact?
vinnyg7307
yes
vinnyg7307
a shot concise statement
vinnyg7307
you mean?
vinnyg7307
short*
Ryan Kobane
whoever dies first, the other one gets a bite out of the other.
vinnyg7307
yea
vinnyg7307
im cool with that
vinnyg7307
just a big munch
vinnyg7307
thats it
Ryan Kobane
you better hope you don't go before me
vinnyg7307
i want an open casket
Ryan Kobane
I'm taking a bite out of your cheek so people have to deal with that
vinnyg7307
the cheek is tender
vinnyg7307
so tender
vinnyg7307
little lime juie
vinnyg7307
juice
Ryan Kobane
I'd give you a kiss first though and caress your face and say, "good night sweet prince."
vinnyg7307
lolled
Ryan Kobane
this would be at the funeral btw
Ryan Kobane
like I go up first
vinnyg7307
you turn around
vinnyg7307
"dont worry, we made a compact."
Ryan Kobane
with a lobster bib on
vinnyg7307
you wear a lobster bib to the funeral
Ryan Kobane
yeah
Ryan Kobane
a small dipping bowl of drawn butter
vinnyg7307
oh man
vinnyg7307
im laughing
vinnyg7307
its embrassing
vinnyg7307
embrassing
vinnyg7307
to brass something
vinnyg7307
is to embrass
vinnyg7307
im going to embrass my balls
vinnyg7307
i gotta go
vinnyg7307
now
vinnyg7307
i have test
vinnyg7307
for my jap studies class
vinnyg7307
first thing i learned
vinnyg7307
its not okay to call them japs
vinnyg7307
learned that the hard way
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