Thursday, October 8, 2009

I cried at work

good conversations like these are hard to find right now.




Ryan Kobane

there he is

Ryan Kobane

there's the big winner

vinnyg7307

who's the big winner

vinnyg7307

mikey's the big winner

Ryan Kobane

vinny's the big winner

vinnyg7307

you're the big winner

vinnyg7307

where you going tonight?

vinnyg7307

paris? buenos aires?

vinnyg7307

tell me, where are you going tonight? you're a star.

Ryan Kobane

I'm going to a model party

vinnyg7307

na uh

Ryan Kobane

yep

Ryan Kobane

I'm big out here now

vinnyg7307

hand models?

Ryan Kobane

model airplanes

Ryan Kobane

we get together and make models

vinnyg7307

because i hear hand models are fucking crazy

vinnyg7307

oh that too

vinnyg7307

best hand jobs

vinnyg7307

what are you going to be for halloween?

Ryan Kobane

ed norton in Fight Club and les is going as HBC in a bridesmaid's dress

vinnyg7307

nice

vinnyg7307

here's my costume

vinnyg7307

http://allstates1031.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/aa_twain_subj_e.jpg

vinnyg7307

you better do some situps

Ryan Kobane

hahahaha

Ryan Kobane

vince, that's just a naked picture of darren

vinnyg7307

yes

vinnyg7307

pretty much

vinnyg7307

i just need to grow a mustache

vinnyg7307

which aint happenin anytime soon

Ryan Kobane

what are you up to for all saints hallows night?

vinnyg7307

well

vinnyg7307

darren and i have made a compact

vinnyg7307

since we're both new in town

vinnyg7307

we're inviting ourselves to a party

vinnyg7307

the best one we can find

Ryan Kobane

you aren't new enough for that

Ryan Kobane

sorry

vinnyg7307

no

vinnyg7307

i will be

vinnyg7307

ill be in sacramento

vinnyg7307

which is new

vinnyg7307

fuck you

vinnyg7307

so maybe im just inviting myself to a party

vinnyg7307

haha

vinnyg7307

because i wasn't invited

Ryan Kobane

and... I'm no math major, but you don't make "compacts" with other men

Ryan Kobane

I think you make a pact with someone

Ryan Kobane

but like I said, no math major

vinnyg7307

thats what i said

vinnyg7307

a pact

vinnyg7307

haha

Ryan Kobane

"arren and i have made a compact"

vinnyg7307

who's arren?

Ryan Kobane

ohhh, yeah, that was a totally different convo with another guy, vinnyg7308

vinnyg7307

must have been

vinnyg7307

mark twain is a pretentious costume

vinnyg7307

but i dont care

vinnyg7307

it could be col. sander

vinnyg7307

s

vinnyg7307

so i should tell you

vinnyg7307

i'm been a vegetarian for two weeks

vinnyg7307

ive decided im only going to eat meat i kill with my own hands

vinnyg7307

so that means i have to go shoot a turkey if i want some bird on thanksgiving

vinnyg7307

or raise one, then kill it

vinnyg7307

with my own hands

vinnyg7307

i really didn't think this through

Ryan Kobane

I think you should just start to eat people

Ryan Kobane

easy to find, and they are easy to kill

vinnyg7307

super easy to kill

vinnyg7307

all those people on the sideawalks

vinnyg7307

i could eat for weeks

3:16 PM

Ryan Kobane

at least a day

Ryan Kobane

I don't think yo ucould eat an entire human in a day

vinnyg7307

probably not

Ryan Kobane

what woulod be your first bite?

vinnyg7307

ass

Ryan Kobane

really?

Ryan Kobane

why

Ryan Kobane

explain yourself

vinnyg7307

fatty

Ryan Kobane

gross

vinnyg7307

but also muscles

Ryan Kobane

I've already put lots of thought into this

vinnyg7307

i can tell

Ryan Kobane

tongue

Ryan Kobane

people eat that shit already

vinnyg7307

yeah

vinnyg7307

that's lame

Ryan Kobane

then the brain

vinnyg7307

i think the calve could be nice

Ryan Kobane

I'd go to the brain really quick

vinnyg7307

you can just carry it around

vinnyg7307

munch on it freely

Ryan Kobane

like a turkey leg

Ryan Kobane

I like it

vinnyg7307

precisely

Ryan Kobane

mobile

Ryan Kobane

human on the go

vinnyg7307

i really hope this isn't the last conversation we have

vinnyg7307

ha

Ryan Kobane

I hope it is

Ryan Kobane

it would be perfect

vinnyg7307

it would perfectly enacpsulate our relationship

Ryan Kobane

summed up in a single word, "thoughtprovoking"

vinnyg7307

yes

Ryan Kobane

wanna make a compact?

vinnyg7307

yes

vinnyg7307

a shot concise statement

vinnyg7307

you mean?

vinnyg7307

short*

Ryan Kobane

whoever dies first, the other one gets a bite out of the other.

vinnyg7307

yea

vinnyg7307

im cool with that

vinnyg7307

just a big munch

vinnyg7307

thats it

Ryan Kobane

you better hope you don't go before me

vinnyg7307

i want an open casket

Ryan Kobane

I'm taking a bite out of your cheek so people have to deal with that

vinnyg7307

the cheek is tender

vinnyg7307

so tender

vinnyg7307

little lime juie

vinnyg7307

juice

Ryan Kobane

I'd give you a kiss first though and caress your face and say, "good night sweet prince."

vinnyg7307

lolled

Ryan Kobane

this would be at the funeral btw

Ryan Kobane

like I go up first

vinnyg7307

you turn around

vinnyg7307

"dont worry, we made a compact."

Ryan Kobane

with a lobster bib on

vinnyg7307

you wear a lobster bib to the funeral

Ryan Kobane

yeah

Ryan Kobane

a small dipping bowl of drawn butter

vinnyg7307

oh man

vinnyg7307

im laughing

vinnyg7307

its embrassing

vinnyg7307

embrassing

vinnyg7307

to brass something

vinnyg7307

is to embrass

vinnyg7307

im going to embrass my balls

vinnyg7307

i gotta go

vinnyg7307

now

vinnyg7307

i have test

vinnyg7307

for my jap studies class

vinnyg7307

first thing i learned

vinnyg7307

its not okay to call them japs

vinnyg7307

learned that the hard way

vinnyg7307 has gone offline.

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